Her Hair is More Better

Saw this hair cut in San Antonio.....

We love ya Sham.

And this shirt toooo:

Texas Is Cold

We've enjoyed Texas thoroughly... there are several bars that still allow indoor smoking, so our hair often smells like R.J. Reynolds' taint hair.

click for pop-out larger in charger gnar gnar roger.

Lisa found one of the most interesting restrooms in all of the South... the dueling gas-station shitters....

These matching thrones look like a scene from SAW.... "you both have 40 seconds to take a solid shit... if you can't perform, the shit will be taken from you."

The sign on the door said, (not kidding) "Please Knock before entering... lock does not work."

The following dude is fascinating wall-art from our San Antonio dressing-room... if this little guy isn't already an Adult Swim character in development.... he certainly needs to be. We like to imagine the belly-button-mouth talking a lot of funny shit. Someone call John K. and get this guy seen.

click-pop to biggify... notice that DadBelly has a triple-boob porn fetish...

Bad Idea: Crickets

$2.50 at a gas station near Welton, AZ... The lady who sold em to us said they tasted like popcorn.

So then, its begs to ask.... why not.... just... eat... popcorn?

Mmm. Bacon flavored. Kill yourself.

A New President, and a Very Uninspiring Typo

Tour is going great. We are elated for President Obama and the new administration; what an exciting day for America. We all watched the inauguration from our private tour-chateau here in Phoenix, and the event was a compelling, joyous and moving one for all of us.

Anyone with a cash register these days is selling some Obama swag, from 7-11 to Piggly Wiggly. Its not a bad thing though, at least its prideful and positive. But when is it too much?? Where do we draw the line...

I think I found the line this morning at a local Mesa, AZ drug store. There, amongst the beer coolers, gossip magazines, circus peanuts, and femine hygiene products, I stumbled across an Obama product that caught my eye. It was one of those motivational posters, suitable for an office perhaps, showcasing an Obama quote from one of his democratic radio addresses that took place back in November.

However, perhaps in a mad rush to get the product out, the poster company failed to check their copy. Someone fucked up, and accidentally swapped two of the key words.... totally opposite-day negating the quote's motivational undertone. Basically, this poster is saying "There's No Way You Can Ever Change Your Life. Don't Even Try."  If your boss puts this poster on the wall of your office, then you MIGHT work in a sweat shop.

I snapped a photo:

I counted 4 remaining posters, indicating that many of them had already been purchased.... hopefully in the sake of irony.  But I doubt it, because the clientele of this particular market didn't seem like the ironic-purchaser type.

Click here to see what the poster is SUPPOSED to say.

J))

Made with real bits of Seals and Meercats!!

We saw this lovely morning breakfast cereal at the NoHo Swap Meet. Cereal at the swap meet?? SIGN ME UP!!

Also, shitting you not, Richard Marx was at the swap meet!!!.... alone!!!!.... buying a beach cruiser and a used Corona Baja!!! No shit!!!!!