THE BAND NAME BOOK

Have you ever wondered how certain bands decided on their name?.... well, good for you.

Fuckwolf, Luxurious Python, Spread Beaver, Malice in Wonderland, Analog Pussy, Turbovulva... they are listed in "The Band Name Book", by Noel Hudson.

You'll find just about every band in this book, alongside the story of their band name. There's literally thousands and thousands... the book also suggests some genius 'not yet taken' band name ideas, for those about to rock.

Look for this tome at your local book store... or you can buy it right now on Amazon. Makes an incredible addition to any coffee table and/or bathroom squat-stack.

Blacktoe digs it. And he can barely read.

1 Million Free Quiznos Subs... Don't Fuck Up the Printing

Today Quizno's launched the Million Subs promotion, wherein they give away 1 million free-sub coupons thru their website, of which 330,000+ will be fucked up in the printing process.

We got our verification/coupon email, but we somehow managed to fuck it up in the somewhat 'testy' printing step. You only get one chance to print, so if your printer is lets say, configured weirdly, and you need to change windows to fix it... bye bye coupon. Ours disappeared before we got to print it... making us sad. Oh well, your subs taste like vinegar coated fingers anyways.

Leave us a comment below, tell us if you think that the female Quizno chef is Rad Girl Ramona Cash... if so, she probably ass-gassed all over the subs, so they can keep their damned coupon.

Obama Action Figure

Killing stereotypes, one sucka-ass-buster at a time.

What a badass toy. We're buying this as all of our outgoing gifts this year.

Riff Raff.... Voted off!!!

This dude was funny... but probably not on purpose.

We've said this before... Every single television-NIGHT where BOBBY BROWN is NOT featured on a reality show... is a night where maximum revenue is NOT achieved.

VH1 needs to get Being Bobby Brown BACK on TV.

That being said, "From G's to Gents" just lost several hundred awesome-points by removing Riff Raff from this season's line-up. FUCK.

Now we've got to get our Riff Raff via his personal Youtube page (*presses SUBSCRIBE BUTTON... HARD).

LONG LIVE RIFF RAFF:

MYSPACE.COM/44RIFFRAFF

Humans Can Fly

This is probably the coolest thing we've ever seen. Ever. Dude is flying. Go to the part at 3:20... that shit looked BETTER than Hancock.

Do you know WHY it looked better than Hancock.... because it was real. Thats why.

wingsuit base jumping (click that for larger video and HD option)

Nitro Circus got nothin on these dudes.